BOILER TEST 001 — MALTA — TBA. SIGNUPS OPEN NOW. LOCATION DROPS 24H BEFORE. NO PHONES ON THE FLOOR. FREE EARPLUGS AT THE DOOR. 130–150 BPM.

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35.90°N 14.51°E — Malta · est. 2026 · 130–150 BPM

ONE ROOM.
EVERYONE'S
COOKING.

Underground sessions in rooms we won't name until 24 hours before. Groovy, happy, hard-groove techno — and a platform where the crowd makes the music too.

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UPCOMING

001

BOILER TEST 001

MALTA · TBA 2026 · hard-groove / groovy

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TBA

LOCATION CLASSIFIED · TBA · happy techno

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TBA

LOCATION CLASSIFIED · TBA · all night long

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/// location drops 24h before doors. signups get it first.

/// the manifesto

NO HEADLINERS.
THE ROOM IS THE HEADLINER.
THE CROWD ISN'T WATCHING THE SHOW.
THE CROWD IS THE SHOW.

Small rooms. Serious sound. Strangers become crew. If you know, you know — and now you know.

THE PLATFORM

01

EVENTS

Tickets like door policy should be: fair, fast, no touts. Waitlists that actually move. Every set archived after.

live02

COMMUNITY

Profiles, crews, chat that doesn't sleep. Find your people before the doors even open.

live03

SHOP

Drops, not catalogues. When it's gone, it's gone.

live04

CREATE

Cook a track in the app — pick the groove, the BPM, the heat. Publish it straight to the room.

live05

COMPETE

Enter your track. The room votes. Hall of fame or cook again.

live06

WIN

Giveaways and raffles with draws you can independently verify. Fair like the door should be.

live

THE SOUND

GROOVY

128–138 BPM

rolling, hypnotic, warm. heads down, eyes closed.

HAPPY

138–145 BPM

hands up, grin on. euphoria without the cheese.

HARD-GROOVE

140–150 BPM

physical. relentless. absolute control of the room.

/// test transmission — cooked in-app, 140 bpm

PAST TRANSMISSIONS

boiler test 000000
footage classified///
footage classified///

The night zero. No footage. You had to be there. The archive opens with Phase 1 — every session after 001 gets recorded, recapped and kept.

HOUSE RULES

  1. 01Respect the room.
  2. 02Consent. Always.
  3. 03No phones on the floor.
  4. 04Free earplugs + water at the door.
  5. 05Zero tolerance for creeps.
  6. 06Leave no trace.

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